I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Come see our sink grown plant.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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