i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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