I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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