tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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