I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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