I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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