I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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