And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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