He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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