Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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