Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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