are you still at the devil's house?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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