I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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