I can tuck mytits in my pants
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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