my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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