I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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