i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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