I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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