I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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