it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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