In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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