I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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