i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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