Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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