The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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