u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
wow bdsm is so cute
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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