Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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