careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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