After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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