I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
