Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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