dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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