You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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