Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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