dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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