It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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