Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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