I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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