For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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