Dual....:-)
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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