When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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