: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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