He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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