we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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