Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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