Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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