just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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