are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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