Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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