I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I looked at my own cervix.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm just crazy horny about you
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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