I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i believe in u and ur pee
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