***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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