Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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