doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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