That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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